when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
China always gets the best lines in all of Hetalia (dub)
- "White people, sheesh"
- "SUCK BALL!!! I KNEW FORTUNE COOKIE WAS BAD LUCK!!!"
- "It is a matter of gay or death"
- "Spom? Snackers?! WE DIE OF TYPE TWO DIABETES BEFORE WE DIE OF STARVATION"
- "It seem simple enough, China take all, you can go home now"
- "You an ass"
- "A GIRAFFE, A HIDEOUS FREAK OF NATURE!"
- "I AM TIRED OF GETTING ORDERED AROUND ALL DAMN TIME"
- "I will draw all of the portraits from now on"
- "Everything I could ever want can be found right in the depths of my own heart… except for money."
- "THEY CALL IT A COPY RIGHT BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE RIGHT TO COPY"
- "IT IS ORIGINAL CHINESE IDEA"
- "WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG"
- "Why can’t you dominate your people with a totalitarian government, seriously"
- "WHAT YOU DO TO PANDA?!?!?!"
- "WHO ARE YOU?!?! GO AWAY, NOW!"
- "Sorry I am late, I was making a drunken crab dish, and my cultural appetite makes me neither sorry, nor regretful"
- "How to get fat in a famine, you can also try our tea, makes your colon slippery"
- "We should stick together, even if we hate it. I hate it"
- "why should I die because of stupid Japan and scary story"
tumblr i am disappointed in your lack of 4/20 easter jokes shame on you
seasonal fashion according to me
god i hate summer
an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less that a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw can you draw me”
The artist now has food
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.